Welcome my name is Mélanie and this is my blog
You: where are you
Me: I'm on vacation
You: wow cool! Until when?
Me: Sunday
You: so you won't be updating your blog for the next few day?
Me: no sorry where I'm at doesn't have wifi
You: well that's okay! Have fun Mélanie and I'll be waiting for you when you get back because I am a loyal follower
Me: chill

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

mydogsnokes:

superassbagels:

mydogsnokes:

its getting late

What the literal fuck

its getting late

stfuconservatives:

antiprolife:

Things that lower abortion rates:

  • Better access to condoms
  • Accessible birth control 
  • Accessible Plan - B pills
  • Comprehensive sex education

Things that do not lower abortion rates:

  • Abstinence-Only sex education
  • Banning contraceptives
  • Shaming people who have sex or get abortions
  • Making abortion illegal

Friendly daily reminder that the entire pro-life movement is basically pointless and counterproductive

lacigreen:

englishistheartofbullshit:

submissivefeminist:

If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.
I shit you not.

yeah, I’ve been told on multiple occasions during casual conversations that I’m not pretty/skinny enough to be raped, so that’s a thing

this disgusts the core of my being.

lacigreen:

englishistheartofbullshit:

submissivefeminist:

If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.

I shit you not.

yeah, I’ve been told on multiple occasions during casual conversations that I’m not pretty/skinny enough to be raped, so that’s a thing

this disgusts the core of my being.

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

image

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

dicktho:

j5h:

broom broom i yell as i continue looking for the broom

My boyfriend cheated on me over a year ago, it was only a kiss but the girl he kissed was a close friend of mine... The thing is he used me to cheat on his last gf and he cheated on her with someone else before me but..... idk..... I just don't know what to do honestly. I know the answer is obvious but.... its been a year, should I trust him or break up with him???
Anonymous

This is an obvious sign of “once a cheater always a cheater” I say dump his ass, people who cheat are actually scum and don’t deserve someone as great as you

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.