thetowndrugdealer:

dominospizzadelivery:

There’s no toilet paper in here fuck me in the asshole

no one is gonna fuck you in the asshole if you aint wiping

thetowndrugdealer:

never look back… unless you’re looking at your ass in a mirror

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

hallelujahchorus:

how could you fuck up so tremendously

darkbluetile:

free him

darkbluetile:

free him

colourmechartreuse:

Sexting like

colourmechartreuse:

Sexting like

16yrold:

heaven

16yrold:

heaven

unit03:
What happened to your new URL??
Anonymous

I murdered it

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

Every time the cake boss makes a cake he acts like he’s invited to the party like deliver the cake and then leave bitch

officialhaikyuu:

sexual orientation: every cake in cake boss