urtube:

Damn girl, are you from Tennessee, because I detected an accent and I’m curious if I’m right

chotheho:

trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

33457658322189076:

paleredsunday:

My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself

you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent

trillass-llama:

*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

religiousmom:

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

image

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

shavingryansprivates:

im buying an xbox one

shavingryansprivates:

im buying an xbox one

ponett:

being hated by terrible people is such a good feeling